A talk with the kittens
“Kittens, sit down, please, and pay attention. We need to have a little talk.” “I know what it’s about,” said Alex, the smart one. “You don’t know what it’s about and don’t interrupt. Now, kittens . . .” “Yes I do. It’s about why Uncle Felix isn’t allowed inside the house anymore.” Alex stared at me in that annoying know-it-all way of his. “Well, yes, but only partly. It’s about all three of you kittens, and Uncle Felix and Aint Snit, too. You are nearly all grown up now, and growing up means Mother and I expect you to be responsible and not do bad ...