The wife who wanted a floor
There was a wife who wanted a floor. I asked her what for, she wanted a floor. “I want a new floor ‘cause the carpet is ratty. It’s driving me batty, the carpet’s so ratty. The carpet is ratty ‘cause your boots were all muddy. We’re not poor and I want a new floor.” “New flooring is silly when rain willy-nilly comes through the holes in the roof,” said I. “So hire then some roof men, we’ll have a new roof then,” said the wife who wanted a floor. “I know we have money,” I told my wife Honey, “but I’ll not hire it done. I was the young man who ...