I'd like to share a lesson plan by Mr. Republican Politician.
Lesson No. 1: How to make government cost-cutting seem real.
Here goes. First, kick millions of poor people off of food stamps, saving $3 billion. Then shut the government down for 16 days, costing the government $24 billion.
This trick costs the government $21 billion. This will add to the deficit that we will pass on to you on your credit card.
Now, Lesson No. 2: How to stack the Supreme Court with Justices who believe it's OK to legislate from the bench.
And, please, get a CD of this lesson for $19.95 at your local ChinaMart. All proceeds go to Mr. Republican Politician.